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May The Force Be With You

Can you believe that Scotty has never seen ANY Star Wars movie??? But he has tried the cereal...in this episode! Plus Andrew declares Crispix the poor man's Chex, and we'll hang with the Paw Patrol Pups with another variety of Kix from General Mills.

Double Nickel

According to Andrew, you don't know what Double Nickel means. He likes to insult your intelligence. In any event, Diamond graces us with her presence and actually tries some Chex! There's not much she can eat, so this is a huge accomplishment. She then leaves so we can try a new Krave from Kellogg's and an obscure corn cereal from Quaker.

I Hate You Rosemary

In this episode, we'll check out a Fiber One cereal with fruit that Andrew is 'allergic' to. Next, we'll hang with the Quaker and some more cinnamon. Then...there's rosemary. Why would you put rosemary in cereal? Well, actually, granola. We'll investigate a Bear Naked variety. Oh, and Andrew is on his phone throughout the whole episode. Millennial.

Garrett Is Trying To Kill Us

Garrett must be mad that he is never allowed on, so he handed us a box. We tried what was in said box, and we're surprised we made it through this episode. Tip: Don't order cereals from Facebook or Insta ads. However, all is right with the world once again when we try some Frosted Mini Wheats from Kellogg's! Quite frankly, we probably would have given Puffins 5 bowls after the crap we started off with! Have fun!

A Very Special K Episode

With a backlog of Special K cereals in the sack, we try one fruity, one nutty, and one ancient. Andrew will no doubt claim he's allergic to something, and Scotty will no doubt reference some obscure 90s alternative song.
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Visitors & Stale Cereal

In this episode, we check out another Honey Nut variety from General Mills, plus Scotty is so happy he found a super expensive box of Morning Summit! Then we try a fruity Special K variety that Scotty had in his basement for a little too long. Will Andrew have an allergic reaction? Does Garrett actually get to finally review a cereal??? Listen and find out!

Underwhelmingly 50

So...here it is. Our 50th episode! We thought it would be way more exciting. Scotty's confetti sucked, and almost no guests showed up. Producer Sam popped in to help review the all-new Frozen II concoction from Kellogg's, then classic Corn Flakes, and a discontinued variety of Raisin Bran Crunch for the Kellogg's trifecta. Sorry...no refunds.

Vinilaaaahhhh

Andrew creates a new word, and we all create what would be a great new variety of Chex! Both Danielle and Skeery pop in to give their take. We'll do a classic listener request from General Mills and a Seasonal Special K from Kellogg's (but if you ask Andrew, he doesn't know what the K stands for).

Peanut Butter & Jelly Perfection!

We finally get to try Peanut Butter & Jelly Puffs from Millville, Aldi's private label. We'll try another Frosted Mini Wheats variety from Kellogg's, we hang with Three Sisters once again, plus...we'll tiptoe through the Cereal Graveyard for a listener request!

Good Belly!

Trying a new probiotic cereal from General Mills and the classic Blueberry Morning from Post. There's also a bonus box that says they're 'Healthy Cereal For Your Family'. Can you guess? Plus we'll let you know how you can score a coveted Cereal Killers T-Shirt!

Delightfully Malt-O-Meal

Listener requests for the new Cheerios Oat Crunch and Malt-O-Meal's Oat Blenders. Then our friend Paddy wanders in as we take a taste of Kellogg's Special K Chocolatey Delight!

Get out, Greg T!!!

In this, the longest episode ever, Greg T somehow joins us and rants about how we should change up the podcast. Scott's blood pressure goes through the roof as he tries to get him to leave. Eventually, we try classic Cheerios, some Fruity Probiotic Special K (that Greg has an allergic reaction to later in the day), and we give Mom another shot with her Honey Grahams. Good luck getting through this one.

Nut Butter. Enough Said.

In this episode, Scotty brings a nut butter cereal from Nature's Path back from Santa Fe. A (kinda) healthy cereal that Scotty likes? What?? Then...shocker! Another one of Andrew's 'favorites'! Breaking out the Frosted Krispies from Kellogg's. Then some great listeners sent us some Cap'n Crunch Halloween Crunch to try. Green milk! Eww!

Done With Barbara!

We gave Barbara every opportunity to wow us with her crap cereals. She failed with Puffins...again. Bye Barbara! Another one of Andrew's 'favorites' in this episode, as we try Corn Chex. Also, will Kashi come through replicating Andrew's beloved Cinnabon Cereal? We think not. Engineer Jeff makes a special appearance at the end, gaging right along with Scotty & Andrew.

I Want You...To Not Vomit!!!

We'll dip a spoon into something Andrew has (of course) never heard of...Uncle Sam & Skinner's Raisin Bran. We'll counter that with Post Raisin Bran, then choke down some Pumpkin Spice Cheerios, since some listeners gave us hell for leaving it out of the Pumpkin Spice episode.

Spooky Halloween Spectacular!

Danielle strolls into the studio uninvited to eat some Monster Cereals that Andrew claims he never had before (liar). Danielle calls Scott an a-hole (twice) and we take a trip back to The Cereal Graveyard to pay our respects to Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy. Plus...a spooky bonus box!

Honey Bunches Of Cracklin' Chocolate Cheerio

While we actually try Frosted Cheerios in this episode, we had to throw chocolate in the title. Have some patience and you'll find out why. Also included, a new fall variety of HBOO from Post and good 'ol Cracklin' Oat Bran from Kellogg's...don't forget to put your teeth in!

(Choco) Monkey In The Middle

In this episode, we try 3 chocolate cereals that masquerade as 'healthy'. They may not be stocked in every supermarket, but they are available nationwide. Will you want to try them? Doubtful...but we'll do it for you and let you know. There is a chimp involved, but we promise...no poop throwing. 'Hey guys!'

Pumpkin Spice Hell!

Scotty flips because he hates Pumpkin Spice stuff and Andrew tries to set him straight. Does Scotty come around? Listen and find out as we try a plethora of PS crap...Special K, Frosted Mini Wheats and Life...does 'he like it'???

Mom Can Do Better

In this episode, we try a new Krave creation from Kellogg's, the Chocolate version of Lucky Charms from General Mills (the off-season Count Chocula), and then there's Mom's Best Sweetened Wheatfuls. We're glad she's not our mom...the kids at school would laugh at us.

Magic Cupcake

In this episode, Fancy Spirit Dancer and Mystic Nimble Flower try Kellogg's Unicorn Cereal. We'll just leave that there. Then some delicious Chocolate Chex, and another cereal Andrew has never heard of...Basic 4 from General Mills. Plus, we'll take a trip to the Cereal Killers Graveyard to pay our respects to OJ Joe.

They're Grrrreat! (For the most part)

This time around we try some hashbrown lookin' Weetabix, the new Maple Cheerios...when Andrew is devastated to find out a breakfast syrup fact...then on to the classic, can't believe we haven't done it yet, Kellogg's Frosted Flakes!

Bonus: Baby Shark Doo-Doo...

Yes. We stopped at 2 doos on purpose. In this special listener request emergency episode...our buddy Matt sent us a box of new Baby Shark Cereal from Kellogg's! Listener Jenn sent us some flax bran crap...and Danielle Monaro got us some old Rice Krispies. Listen as she tries them with us!

Great Granola!

As Andrew requested, this episode revolves around granola! We picked one each from Kashi, Quaker, Nature's Path and Cascadian Farm. Andrew hates fruit in cereals and Scotty can't get enough. They truly are the perfect odd couple.